The N00b

Once upon a time there was a sad little n00b who had no friends. His name was Stanley Goodman. He liked to play World of Warcraft every day after school until it was time to do his homework (3:00-5:00). After doing his homework he would play his game until 7:30 and then go to bed. When he woke up in the morning he would check to see if he had forgotten to do any of his homework for school, pack his backpack up, get in the backseat of his mom’s car, and go off to school.