If I was an adult I would open a criminal prosecution law firm in Chicago. I would grow a Franz Joseph mustache and have three personal mustache groomers. I would have a wife who would spend all her time in my synthetic tropical reserve caring for my various pets, except my iguana named Alex. He would have a shoulder post mounted onto my various suits by my private butler Jenkins who I will trust with my life. Jenkins would be trained in karate and be able to hit a target with a gun from 125 ft. I would also have wings and a tail. Jenkins would care for my wings, but two groomers would care for my tails. I wouldn’t have a car because I could fly anywhere and its better for the environment. I would have a glass house built at cloud level supported by various iron beams. Also I would run the most popular news channel and it would NOT BE DEPRESSING. My law firm would be the worlds tallest building by a mile and it would be shaped like a giant swan. I would have one kid. He would have a entire wing in the glass house and several rooms dedicated to his pleasure in the swan building. I would have my own amusement park inside my vacation home in the mountains outside Rio de Janeiro. I would also have a winter retreat in Moscow equipped with a giant fireplace. My Iguana would be my top advisor. My sister would be given a janitorial job at my swan building. I would also have a team of 50 maids/bodyguards that would check all my rooms for me. That would be a perfect day as an adult for me!
Ethan this is a culturally stimulating post. I have always wanted an iguana. The idea to have your law firm shaped like a swan was ultimately brilliant. Also having it the worlds tallest building was a great idea. I think the bodyguard/maids would be an amazing thing to have. Awesome post!
Nice post Ethan, I hope it works out. What does a Franz Joseph mustache look like anyway? And why did you decide to name your lizard Alex?
I love where your mind goes, Ethan!
Sounds like an amazing life. You have a wonderful ability to dream BIG!
That sounds awesome! (Wouldn’t we all want our sibling as janitor?)