I believe the perfect teacher would be a younger teacher, a smart teacher. The perfect teacher would see problems from a child’s view, a student’s view. They would be able to take care of academic problems and personal problems. The perfect teacher would need to give candy, because they would be very nice. The perfect teacher would have a great sense of humor, and would not be afraid to use sarcasm against annoying students. They would stand strong against outside criticism and would be belligerent, in a good sort of way. The perfect teacher would be quite the teacher, if they existed. But, alas, they do not, for the human personality is too flawed for this to be possible. But still, they would be awesome. Just Saying.